Free donuts any day of the week for the vaxxed! Just show them your vax-pass, your vax-scars, or pull down that mask and flash that Bell's Palsy half smile.

But what about those violent anti-vaxxers? Won't they shoot up donut shops over their rights being trampled by the New World Order? Don't worry, they still get free donuts, albeit ONLY on Mondays.

We're in a 2-teired society now.

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